gets a stiffy cause
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gets a stiffy cause
he is gay and thinks the salami is...
Soulys Dildo .. so he grabs a
*stands back and watches the 3 of you*
he grabs a bucket and coughs up the batteries from souly's toy, the poor fellow was now feeling a strainge shaking feeling in his tummy, his eyes began to shake from side to side and his..........................
smoochez Girlie-G .. join in! .. [img]smile.gif[/img]
little 2 inch willy started to flop out of his space pants .. he grabbed it an nailed it to the desk! .. as not to let it move .. so it wouldnt shoot (its a weapen remember) .. suddenly
he felt the strangest thing happening to his tiny weapon....OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...he quickly cut his weapon off and jumped into his little space ...gear....http://www.partypalooza.com/images/23inAlnSS.jpgand disguised his weapon as a Paper weight the clock struck twelve and
turned into a 12 inch penis himself!!!!!!!! .. no arms .. no legs .. just a big pink penis with blue viens! .. he bounced round only to get confronted with a giant vagina!! .. big hairy muff goin after him! ... he didnt know what to do! .. he had no arms or legs to attack .. so he took a big run up .. jumped in the air an dove head first into the giant vagina .. the huge penis sliced straight through the middle of it .. blood started to poor from the giant vagina as he pulled his eye out of it (japs eye .. get it?) .. he thought it was over .. but the little guy didnt know that the giant vagina was on its period and it was actualy unharmed!! .. so he ..
ewww ray ray thats sick *L* I am a little confused is the dog the penis now or the alien?
screamed for help. all of a sudden a flash of light went past him, then another...then another, the .....well..... not so little penis, wiggled his way out of the vagina, (holding onto the sides as not to fall into space), he saw the most amazing sight, the beautiful amazonian princess had come to his rescue, from her rocket ship she fired lazers at the giant vagina, she flew under and the little penis dropped into the rocket ship. then the two kept firing at the vigina untill............................
*falls over in a fit of giggles*
noooo...I can so not join in...*L*
*smoochies Ray Ray*